la gang tours - Google Search

Here is a satirical jab a the much-hyped LA Gang Tours. Seriously, this is touted as a serious enterprise and is actually in process of getting some serious major backers:

la gang tours - Google Search

AH, the beauties of LA barrios, grafittied freeway signs, ragged bullet-ridden apt slums, section 8 wrought -iron gated communities infested with homies in black imperials slung half way down legs, white-tees and black menacing hooded jackets . All so stunningy captured by camera clicking Chinese tourists on video.
Maybe they should do a live action reinactment of ghetto shootouts like at Universal Studio, with rival gangs adorned in multi-colored bandannas, waving the gang signs, and taunting each other for the edification of the tourists( what hood U from homey!!) They then duck, whip out chains and assorted small arms and reinact the battle of imperial gardens, boyle hts or willowbrook. The toursts will be thrilled to watch and record every bit of the action and consider it a bargain at $65 to see reinacted real live gangland street battles , sort of like the wild west shootouts at universal. They may even volunteer to dress up in gang garb and particiopaite in the action for an additional fee.

Gangland battles, whizzing bullets,drive-bys, bloodied heads, beaten and robbed victims, graffittied hoods, these are permanent 'cultural treasures' and a regular feature of LA such as palm trees on a tropical beach or hookers and motels in LA Vegas. They should be advertised and promotedjavascript:void(0) to allow all the world to really know the real hidden treasures of LA.